Your are busy reading some novel….and d best part of d novel has started….ur eager to turn on the pages like an express…..and…….and your phone rings….
Saturday afternoon…u had planned this weekend right from Monday……….3’o clk in d afternoon…you are enjoying d afternoon nap after so many long days…..dreams r about to begin….but I guess they also fear a lot while coming…. And tring tring….
11’o clk in d afternoon…busy in work….you are preparing for a meeting…. Trying hard to jot down some very important points…. And……………….
“Hello Ma’am …. Is this Ms. XYZ I am calling from ABC Bank …… (in my sleep also I can now-a-days sense this monsters dressed as human beings…… n really wanna say “ no no I am not the right person whom u want to talk to….. but before I could complete my wish to threaten her/him… he/she goes ahead) “ Ma’am your loan of 3.5 ----- has been approved …Congratulations…. Ma’am (m still trying to get d answer for d efforts he/she has taken to congratulate me…) So are you interested Ma’am?” and my answer is always fixed … No thanks… “But ma’am you can definitely think upon it…as d interest rate is also good…and she goes on…bla bla bla….. “ I am like……. Kya aapko samaj mein nahi aata ki main aapse baatein karne mein interested nahi hoon….. (Some Hindi movies are good...I mean you can recollect some dialogues from it and laugh P: P:)........ but this s only thinking process…..”
N this ppl doesn’t stop on loans, they will definitely call you on same mentioned situations with other new innovative (in there perspective) ideas…. RD, N no. of Insurance policies, credit cards, debit cards……. they have many more topics to discuss… I think these are there stress busters P: P:
But the tone, pitch , volume , mood never ever changes … they are very enthusiastic, fresh n ever ready to talk with we like ppl n they thoroughly discuss such topics with we like dis-interested ppl…………..
But at least you can here him/her talking from other end of telephone ….. And even say yes or no….but d cell phone owners are horrible….. They go in same voice module “Idea pesh karte hain ek jaabardast offer….. while saying this itz compulsory that first ur volume must be 5 and then suddenly raised to 25……n lil I mean loadz of excitement in ur voice is a must………….”
Then they can start gayatri mantra, filmy dialogues, pathetic songs…..n so on and so forth
But the worst thing was in our college …engineering days…we were buzy messing up our project trying some new innovative ideas,…..completing last minute journals with full on tension…… 11th hour haphazard completion and my phone vibrates ….i press the button even without noticing the no. and ……… “ kutte, kamine, main tera khoooon pijaunga………..in dharmendra voice…..” I completely for a moment looked back as if my professors were standing behind me…n wanna ……… :P :P
So ……………conclusion inka kuch nahi ho sakta…… this will go forever….. they’ll continue with there superlative ideas of boring us, amusing us……and sometimes leaving us completely frustrated n pissed off…..with messages, calls…… and don’t know with what not new ideas
